• Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
  • Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.

i am in here beucase i’m no different from anybody in here;

insanity-and-vanity:

Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation, dir. by Sofia Coppola (2003)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

premiere of ‘Birdman’ 2014 Venice Film Festival

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts